Post by eja117 on Jan 1, 2013 8:03:12 GMT -5
the Celts win 20 more rings
This is inspired by the game Counter Factuals as seen on Big Bang Theory
Napoleon approaches Jefferson about the Louisiana Purchase. Jefferson tells Napoleon "Nice try. We're taking that land anyway and you won't get a red cent."
Incensed Napoleon decides to invade North America at New Orleans. America sends its version of Hitler....Andrew Jackson..to defend New Orleans. Jackson decimates the entire French army and navy in 3 hours and personally draws and quarters Napoleon and uses his skull to drink whisky. Jackson approaches Jefferson to allow him to invade France now that it is completely undefended. Jefferson responds "Well I do like red wine and Ben Franklin has been bugging me about this ever since he got back from there. Something about the night life." Jackson responds "Good. Because I was gonna do it anyway and if you had said no I would have used you skull to drink beer and defecate in". Jefferson responds "Have a good time in France Mr. Brand New French Governor!" Jackson annexes France in about a week making it the 14th state.
Fast forward to WW2. Hitler's aids encourage him "Mine Furer. Let's attack America to our left". Hitler responds "Are you insane! Remember what happened last time? They're protected by the 2nd Amendment AND Freedom of Speech! Nine! We're going full force with everything we have to Russia. I'm not attacking a state whose first governor was Andrew Jackson! That Stalin is a wussy!"
Hitler takes over Russia with his full army juuuussstttt before winter sets in. The cold war never happens.
Arvydas Sabonis attends UCLA and plays a full NBA career and almost immediately cements himself as the greatest center that ever lived. Pulls a diva move and demands a trade to the Bulls to be close to the Chicago Lithuanian community. The Bulls aren't in position to draft Michael Jordan. Red Auerbach has been waiting for this moment. Trades Robert Parish, Danny Ainge, and draft picks for Jordan. Jordan/Bird/McHale/Lewis become the big four and win every championship until 1991-92 when Red encourages MJ to try baseball. "We'll tank for a great draft pick then you come back." The Celts select Shaq. Shaq and Jordan win every championship together until 2003.
This is inspired by the game Counter Factuals as seen on Big Bang Theory
Napoleon approaches Jefferson about the Louisiana Purchase. Jefferson tells Napoleon "Nice try. We're taking that land anyway and you won't get a red cent."
Incensed Napoleon decides to invade North America at New Orleans. America sends its version of Hitler....Andrew Jackson..to defend New Orleans. Jackson decimates the entire French army and navy in 3 hours and personally draws and quarters Napoleon and uses his skull to drink whisky. Jackson approaches Jefferson to allow him to invade France now that it is completely undefended. Jefferson responds "Well I do like red wine and Ben Franklin has been bugging me about this ever since he got back from there. Something about the night life." Jackson responds "Good. Because I was gonna do it anyway and if you had said no I would have used you skull to drink beer and defecate in". Jefferson responds "Have a good time in France Mr. Brand New French Governor!" Jackson annexes France in about a week making it the 14th state.
Fast forward to WW2. Hitler's aids encourage him "Mine Furer. Let's attack America to our left". Hitler responds "Are you insane! Remember what happened last time? They're protected by the 2nd Amendment AND Freedom of Speech! Nine! We're going full force with everything we have to Russia. I'm not attacking a state whose first governor was Andrew Jackson! That Stalin is a wussy!"
Hitler takes over Russia with his full army juuuussstttt before winter sets in. The cold war never happens.
Arvydas Sabonis attends UCLA and plays a full NBA career and almost immediately cements himself as the greatest center that ever lived. Pulls a diva move and demands a trade to the Bulls to be close to the Chicago Lithuanian community. The Bulls aren't in position to draft Michael Jordan. Red Auerbach has been waiting for this moment. Trades Robert Parish, Danny Ainge, and draft picks for Jordan. Jordan/Bird/McHale/Lewis become the big four and win every championship until 1991-92 when Red encourages MJ to try baseball. "We'll tank for a great draft pick then you come back." The Celts select Shaq. Shaq and Jordan win every championship together until 2003.
