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Post by eja117 on May 28, 2006 10:37:01 GMT -5
So I was in God's house this morning (church, not Fenway) and my adult ADD got the best of me as usual and I suddenly realized it's been like 20 years since the Celtics won a championship. This is sacriledge! It's a scandal! It's an outrage! There are college seniors that were like 1 the last time the Celtics played and can't remember Larry Bird! Oh those poor kids. Their whole life has been ML Carr and Pitino and Joe Forte and Antoine Walker shimmys when they're behind by like 35 points.
We HAVE to trade for KG NOW! I DEMAND IT! WE HAVE RIGHTS! Sell the team to an eccentric billionaire like Mark Cuban already! We MUST have our own Bob Kraft! I can't do this anymore!
They said the word "upside" at the lottery for God's sake and every day I am attacked by the p word like 3 times. Have you ever noticed that at the draft they say every single player has potential? Every single one! If they all have it then nobody has it! It would be like if every single time a baby was born the doctor said "and here comes a future supermodel/president". It's just ridiculous.
This team would be better than what we got
Doug Flutie at point Tom Brady at small forward Adam Viniateri at shooting guard Curt Shilling at center Bobby Orr at power forward
Bob Kraft as owner Red as coach Doug Flutie Jr as ball boy
I would pay money to watch that.
We're like the Jews wandering through the desert for 40 years, except we never prayed to a false idol (we didn't do anything bad did we?)
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Post by BCHISTORIAN on May 28, 2006 10:58:06 GMT -5
potentially tremendous ideas
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