Post by eja117 on Nov 29, 2020 12:49:02 GMT -5
I don't like either one of them. I think the current one is less hostile to Boston and less smug.
Something happened in 2012 and I was really mad at Stern and wrote this
David Stern is so evil when he sits down at the bar on the other side of the room Voldemort turns to Darth Vader and says "That guy gives me the chills every single time." and Vader says "Totally".
David Stern is so evil that when he says he knows where the bodies are buried because he buried a few himself the FBI doesn't even bother to call him.
David Stern is so evil when he walks in the room Tim Tebow starts feeling very ill and has to excuse himself.
David Stern is so evil when he logged in here and read about the Chinese baby pills today he said to himself "I don't see the big deal."
David Stern is so evil that the sorting hat at Hogwarts attempted to expel him rather than sort him into Slytherin, but that idiot Dumbeldoor insisted everyone gets a fair chance.
David Stern is so evil that 5 years ago at the annual Evil conference held in Philly Vlad Putin introduced a motion to never let Stern join. It was quickly seconded by Kim Jong Il. Queen Elizabeth didn't see the big deal and kinda thought he was cute. Osama stopped making out with her to slap her. Gaddafi argued they should let him join cause it would make them stronger. Castro said he was too old to care. Tim Tebow's father predicted God would smite them should he join. It was agreed unanimously not to allow him in.
David Stern is so evil he roots for Cruela DeVille
The aliens were going to make first contact and invite us into the galactic league of planets, but at the last minute discovered David Stern and have agreed to wait 300 years to see what happens.
David Stern is so evil he's never been sick because viruses and bacteria can't stand him.
David Stern is so evil he liked the movie The Eagle and thinks Hollywood is very talented these days.
David Stern is so evil when he watches video of Jesse Owens running he starts screaming "Nein! Nein! Neeeeiiiinnnn!"
David Stern is so evil he cries when he sees footage of the US hockey team beating the Soviet Union but not for the same reasons as you and me.
David Stern's childhood heroes were the snake in the Garden of Eden, Mao, and Andrew Jackson.
When David Stern went to see the movie Valkyrie he kept saying "Traitors. Freaking traitors" the whole movie.
David Stern hates the book 1984 because it was unfair to Oceania
Something happened in 2012 and I was really mad at Stern and wrote this
David Stern is so evil when he sits down at the bar on the other side of the room Voldemort turns to Darth Vader and says "That guy gives me the chills every single time." and Vader says "Totally".
David Stern is so evil that when he says he knows where the bodies are buried because he buried a few himself the FBI doesn't even bother to call him.
David Stern is so evil when he walks in the room Tim Tebow starts feeling very ill and has to excuse himself.
David Stern is so evil when he logged in here and read about the Chinese baby pills today he said to himself "I don't see the big deal."
David Stern is so evil that the sorting hat at Hogwarts attempted to expel him rather than sort him into Slytherin, but that idiot Dumbeldoor insisted everyone gets a fair chance.
David Stern is so evil that 5 years ago at the annual Evil conference held in Philly Vlad Putin introduced a motion to never let Stern join. It was quickly seconded by Kim Jong Il. Queen Elizabeth didn't see the big deal and kinda thought he was cute. Osama stopped making out with her to slap her. Gaddafi argued they should let him join cause it would make them stronger. Castro said he was too old to care. Tim Tebow's father predicted God would smite them should he join. It was agreed unanimously not to allow him in.
David Stern is so evil he roots for Cruela DeVille
The aliens were going to make first contact and invite us into the galactic league of planets, but at the last minute discovered David Stern and have agreed to wait 300 years to see what happens.
David Stern is so evil he's never been sick because viruses and bacteria can't stand him.
David Stern is so evil he liked the movie The Eagle and thinks Hollywood is very talented these days.
David Stern is so evil when he watches video of Jesse Owens running he starts screaming "Nein! Nein! Neeeeiiiinnnn!"
David Stern is so evil he cries when he sees footage of the US hockey team beating the Soviet Union but not for the same reasons as you and me.
David Stern's childhood heroes were the snake in the Garden of Eden, Mao, and Andrew Jackson.
When David Stern went to see the movie Valkyrie he kept saying "Traitors. Freaking traitors" the whole movie.
David Stern hates the book 1984 because it was unfair to Oceania
