Post by DERRENMATTS on Jun 15, 2017 13:40:12 GMT -5
Each one of these top prospects could be surefire superstars, if they weren't missing (or if they were much better at) these things:
Markelle Fultz
- If he were 4 inches taller and would play angry and yell at people (so that we'd know he was interested in winning)
Jayson Tatum
- If he could surgically attach rocket boosters onto his calves so that he'd have greater acceleration
Josh Jackson
- If Hermione Granger could cast a spell on Jackson so that he'd magically be able to shoot an at efficient level
Lonzo Ball
- If he could change his family name to Hat and permanently detach himself from his dad (oh yeah, and if he could have a normal looking shot that he could get off against NBA caliber defense)
De'Aaron Fox
- If he could add some weight and have a killer jumpshot
Dennis Smith, Jr.
- If only he were 6'8"
Markelle Fultz
- If he were 4 inches taller and would play angry and yell at people (so that we'd know he was interested in winning)
Jayson Tatum
- If he could surgically attach rocket boosters onto his calves so that he'd have greater acceleration
Josh Jackson
- If Hermione Granger could cast a spell on Jackson so that he'd magically be able to shoot an at efficient level
Lonzo Ball
- If he could change his family name to Hat and permanently detach himself from his dad (oh yeah, and if he could have a normal looking shot that he could get off against NBA caliber defense)
De'Aaron Fox
- If he could add some weight and have a killer jumpshot
Dennis Smith, Jr.
- If only he were 6'8"
